Sep 30, 2010
Turn that light off!
So now we always joke that he has thin eyelids. Like the extra set that crocodiles have. Or that this is his super power and he could go fight crime by the light of the moon. Though he'd probably want a new moon as I'm sure the moon would be too bright. Hell, the stars are probably blinding to him;)
I tried to search online to see if there was a name for this "thin eyelids" thing but to no avail. The only thing I could find were people more freakish than my hunk of weirdness. I'm talking about eyelid surgery! Double-layered blepharoplasty. Not to lift and remove crows feet, but the chopping off and re-sewing your eyelids! I guess some people with smaller lid openings want to appear doe-eyed but I really can't fathom letting someone near my eyeballs with a scalpel. Eck!