Aug 1, 2010
<---talk about a shitty job!
Oh my goodness what is that stench?! I just took a shower about an hour ago. What the hell! *sniff sniff* Armpits! It's my damn pits, reeking of FUNK!
Rewind to pre-pregnancy and I never wore deodorant. I rarely sweat. I could do a hard workout sans deodorant and walk out of the gym smelling semi-fresh. But now, not so much. I'm sweating my ass off just breathing. And I stink. Like onions. If I notice it, I can only imagine how offensive I am to other people. Sorry guys haha. Blame it on the baby;)
I knew with pregnancy would come weight gain, stretchmarks, leaking boobs, moodier days (like I need more of those!), possible cravings. However, I was never warned that my body temperature would rise, rise, rise and I would go from the girl that's always cold if it's below 85 with a slight breeze, to the chick that's insessantly sweating like a whore in church. Especially when I'm not even sporting a baby bump yet. Guess I'm off to get some aluminum & all the other crap chemicals-free funk reducer. Or maybe I'll mix up some concoction of oils I have at home. I'm just thankful I won't be hugely pregnant when the thermostats read triple digits in lovely Arizona.